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"Outbursts!" has returned after a long hiatus, with a new focus on the news. It's also where you'll find letters to the editor at davethefox.com.

I , Dave Fox, accept full responsibility for my own words, unless you think they are really stupid. "Outbursts!" will occasionally be really stupid. If stupidity irritates you, I feel very bad for you; stupidity is everywhere and is difficult to avoid.

This is where I download random static from my brain at completely random times. Pretty much everything in "Outbursts!" is unedited drivel. If you are looking for quality humor, you are better off reading Dave Barry or Jesse Helms. If you are looking for quality humor by me, you have a better chance of finding it in my monthly columns.

I do not accept very much responsibility for the words that other people send me. This does not, however, mean that just because you send me e-mail, I will put it on my website. I have to either really like or really hate what you write in order to put it up here. I reserve the right to censor, edit, applaud, or brutally mock anything you send me.

Why should you squander your time reading "Outbursts?" There are many good reasons. Here are a few of them:

Your job gets really boring sometimes (and the boss isn't looking).
"Outbursts!" is more interesting than most online porn.
In a random survey, nine out of ten doctors said reading "Outbursts!" is healthier than playing with feral dogs.
Reading "Outbursts!" is cheaper than beer.

Everything you see here is copyrighted by me. Me me me. It's all about me. Even though I personally despise e-mail jokes that are forwarded around the Internet, you do have my permission to send anything you see here (or anywhere else on this website) to whomever you want, as long as you include a link to davethefox.com in your e-mail. Please do not plagiarize anything you see here, unless you are extremely wealthy, in which case, I look forward to the lawsuit.

The incredibly cool "Outburst Fox" logo was designed by the incredibly cool Goddess of Scissors and Construction Paper, Melissa Phares. It too is copyrighted.

If you are still here, thanks for sticking around. I hope you find something in these pages that is at least as entertaining as a tetanus shot. As always, your hate mail is welcomed at dave@davethefox.com, with the caveat that I reserve the right to publish anything you send me and publicly ridicule you for it.

Peace and Love,
Dave

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