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Coming in October: Join Dave Fox and a local Vietnamese guide
for an exciting two-week writing tour through southern Vietnam!
We'll visit bustling Ho Chi Minh City (a.k.a. Saigon), explore
the rivers and jungles of the Mekong Delta, and splash in
the South China Sea on the beaches of Mui Ne. The tour will
include a series of writing classes, a Vietnamese cooking
class, opportunities to chat with local residents, and lots
more! Writers of all skill levels are welcome!
Also, by popular demand, Dave will lead another writing safari
in Botswana in early March, 2011. Dates and information are
coming soon. If you'd like to know more or be informed as
soon as the tour is announced, send
Dave an e-mail or subscribe to receive his free
e-newsletter.
To learn all about Dave's new travel company, Globejotter
Tours, visit GlobejotterTours.com.
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Humor Columns
Dave's online humor columns are back! Savor the weirdness
below!
Blogging
from Botswana!
Dave's back from Botswana, where he was teaching a series
of journaling and creative travel writing classes on a safari
through the Okavango Delta and Kalahari Desert. Check out
his travel reports (still coming in!) as well as the rest
of his mindless ranting from Seattle on his humor
blog.
Dave
on Twitter Follow Dave's quick and snappy quips and
travel tips on Twitter at twitter.com/globejotter.
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On
Sale Now!
Globejotting: How to Write Extraordinary Travel Journals (and
still have time to enjoy your trip!)
Dave's book about how to write more vivid
and exciting travel journals is now an Amazon Travel Bestseller!
Learn how to:
- Bring
destinations to life with bold details
- Splash
those details quickly onto your pages so journaling doesn't
gobble up precious vacation time.
- Elude
your "Inner Censor" and write with confidence
- Weave
together your "outer" and "inner" journeys,
using foreign cultures as backdrops for self-discovery.
Dave shares his favorite journaling techniques, helps you
find time to write in the middle of an exciting trip, and
infuses it all with a generous dose of his off-the-wall humor.
Find
out more!
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On
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Getting Lost: Mishaps of an Accidental Nomad
~ Winner of the Erma
Bombeck Writers' Workshop Book Proposal Contest ~
"When you travel, things go wrong."
That might not sound like uplifting advice,
but in this collection of stories about mishaps in faraway
places, Dave Fox proves otherwise.
At age eight, he nearly starts a riot in
Northern Africa. As a nerdy teenager, he smuggles illegal
radio equipment into Finland. In his college days, he discovers
it is not wise to seek inner peace inside an Icelandic volcano.
As an adult, he does something exceptionally reckless; he
becomes a professional tour guide.
The new second edition is now available!
Order your autographed copy here! (A few copies of the now
out-of-print first edition are still available too at a special
discount.)
Read free sample chapters and order your
autographed copies at
davesbook.com.
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How Can You
Have Any Pudding if You Don't Eat Your Meat?
The Brits have contributed many great things
to society: pub culture, Shakespeare, the Beatles, soccer
hooligans. They are also known for their cuisine, but not
in a good way.... School dinner and home dinner had two things
in common: They were both the biggest meal of the day, and
they both lacked pizza. At home it was the same ritual as
before, back in America. Food was put before me. I resisted.
Negotiations ensued. At school, it was much more violent.
Read the full excerpt
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Masculinity Saved!
Growing up in 1970s America, I had not been
exposed to the allegedly perverted elf-and-toy duo that had
won the hearts of British school children. When November rolled
around, and it was time to rehearse for the school Christmas
pantomime, I didnt know what I was in for. Read
the full excerpt
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Confessions of
a Teenaged Smuggler
In the 1980s, airport security
went something like this: You'd check in for your flight,
and they would say, "Mr. Fox, do you have anything in your
possession that could be used to bring down an airplane? Knives,
guns, cassettes by the J. Geils Band?" You, the hypothetical
passenger and/or terrorist, would chuckle, "Nope, not me."
Then the ticket agent would thank you for your honesty and
send you to the security line, where uniformed high school
drop-outs working for minimum wage would tell you to please
proceed, if they had the necessary English skills to do so.
Read the full excerpt
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Tackling Lucy
The sheep was on a mission.
She was trotting quickly, almost running, in the direction
of downtown Dingle with a confident stride and a mischievous
glint in her eyes. There were lots of sheep in Ireland. Too
many to count. But I could tell this one was different. This
sheep was a rebel. Read the full excerpt
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Year! (The
2009 Procrastination Edition!)
Greetings Earthlings! 'Tis I, Dave Fox,
here to bestow upon you yet another one of those self-absorbed
year-end round-up thingies that people write at year's end.
Read the full article
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The
Scariest Halloween Costume Ever!
I'm not sure what turned me into a Halloween
Scrooge. When I was a child, Halloween was my favorite holiday.
I'm still pro-candy, but dressing up as a ghost, or a monster,
or the Dear Leader of North Korea, just doesn't have the same
appeal today as it did when I was five. Read
the full article
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Jet Lag
Wonder Drugs? On Long-Haul Flights, at Least the Hamsters
are Having Fun.
I picked up my dirty underwear, stuffed it
in a backpack, and headed off to SeaTac Airport. Next stop:
Frankfurt, Germany, where, if Ted's product worked, I would
arrive blissfully refreshed and ready to skip through meadows
of edelweiss. Read the full
article
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Back to
Basics: How Social Networking Nearly Ruined My Perfectly Mediocre
Writing Career
"Ha!" I laughed. "What's
a website going to do for me? Probably about the same as the
hula hoop and the Rubik's Cube did, which was nothing! (Well,
except for get me arrested a few times.)" Read
the full article
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Do Not Get
Me a Hippopotamus for Christmas
I do not want a hippopotamus
for Christmas. I seriously mean this. I live in a moderate-sized
condominium, which does not have space for a hippopotamus.
So do not buy me one unless you are also going to buy me a
bigger home. Read the full
article
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Confessions
of an Urban Nature Lover
I'm one-quarter Norwegian by
ancestry, but apparently, my nature-loving genes are recessive.
My idea of exploring the outdoors involves sitting by my fireplace
as a program about Mount Everest flickers on TV. If other
people want to attempt oxygen-deprived death marches, more
power to them. I'll watch their video on the Discovery Channel
if they make it home alive. Read
the full article
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Bah Humball!
There are several theories as
to why American football is called "football," the
two most common being that (1) the inventors of the sport
were too lazy to come up with something original, or (2) the
ball used in the American version of the game is shaped like
a foot with a severe case of gout. Read
the full article
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Le
Tour de Rants
The Tour de France is a thrilling
event in which sporty men with names like Lance attempt to
ride bicycles through French villages without getting hit
by camera crews on motorbikes. Read
the full article
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Live
and Let Diet: Dangerous Fun with Dr. Atkins
The Atkins Diet is a fun weight-loss
plan that is sweeping the nation. You must avoid carbohydrates
and sugar, but you can eat all the high-cholesterol foods
you want, such as 32-ounce steaks, bacon and eggs, and, where
legal, delicious whale-blubber-and-cheddar omelets. Eventually,
your arteries clog. You then die of a heart attack and get
very, very skinny. Read
the full article
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Double Tall
Confusion: Remedial Italian for Caffeine Addicts
The problem with Seattle is
nobody here speaks Italian. I don't speak Italian either,
but there's a difference between me and the rest of Seattle.
Everyone else in this city is running around with over-priced
cups of caffeine, tossing around faux-Italian names for their
beverages as if they were fluent. Read
the full article
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Driving
Miss Crazy
The sun was shining brightly. I was in a
happy mood. Unfortunately, my mood shifted when a woman who
had apparently learned to drive from the bestselling book,
"All I Really Need to Know About Driving, I Learned in Kindergarten,"
attempted to kill me. Read
the full article
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Upcoming
Classes
Dave offers classes in travel journaling and essay writing.
He is also offers lively storytelling presentations for private
events.
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April
10 at 10 a.m. in Edmonds, WA: Scandinavian Travel skills.
Free class! |
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April
10 at noon in Edmonds, WA: Scandinavian Languages for
Travelers. Free class! |
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May
20 at 6 p.m. in Edmonds, WA: How to Write Great Travel
Tales. Free class! |
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Get
lost with Dave in exciting, faraway places! Here's his tour
guiding schedule for the next year or so:
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